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Sept. 11, 2018 |
CASHEW! Bless you. |
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Sept. 10, 2018 |
STOP BUYING GARBAGE... GET CARBO!
(CLICK HERE AND CHECK IT OUT!) |
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September 4th 2018 |
Yo Tweety... Did you see that? |
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Mon, June 4th 2018
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"EYE really think you should trEYE these,"
said your left EYE to your right EYE! |
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Tues. May 22nd, 2018 |
Have your meat and cut it too! |
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Thursday, March 20th, 2018
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Touche Germany! Touche... |
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We all know German is made better and is more "legitimate" if you will...
And "Legitimacy" is not a word that has lost it's meaning here at Metro.
We don't mess around with that!
Especially when it comes to taking care of German vehicles.
So don't forget our sole mission is to send you EXACTLY what we say we will.
Free with this is a sweet Nebo Utility Knife...
AND a half pound of award winning jerky where the number one ingredient is, yes, Gluten Free Hypoallergenic DDC (Delicious Dead Cow).
Call your rep now!Regret is not an option!
Unless you're driving that yellow thing up top...
I'm just sayin... |
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